3/29/07

Top 10 Lesbian Cartoon Characters




1. Betty Boop
Other female characters of the same time period showed their panties regularly, like Minnie Mouse, but didn't have those sexy curves. Betty Boop, however, revels in her sexuality. She wears short dresses and a garter belt yet never once do you see her with a man. Plus, her breasts are prominent, and she shows her cleavage making all the girls go ga-ga.




2. Wilma Flintstone
Wilma plays the strong-willed, level-headed person in her marriage, often criticizing Fred for pursuing his various ill-fated schemes because of his moronic behavior. To keep true to herself, the flirtations with Betty Rubble were obviously an intense affair that just never got the screen time it deserved.




3. Alice in Wonderland
Have you ever seen Alice with a guy? She surrounds herself with cute little animals and goes on adventures through a mystical forrest. She's obviously smoking something because she has several hallucinations. The reference to Alice "falling down the rabbit hole" is an obvious allegorical reference to lesbian sex.






4. Catwoman
This character is rather obvious. Catwoman can be loosely interpreted as "Woman who likes pussy". She's been the object of Batman's affections for years yet it is obvious that she doesn't like him more than just a friend. Sorry Batman! Catwoman's villianous side makes her one sexy dyke with an attitude.







5. Jem (from Jem and the Holograms)
"Showtime, Synergy!" and "Truly outrageous!" Jem is a rocker chick with big hair and a secret identity who only her Hologram bandmates know about. Jem and Aja, the guitarist and backup singer, are REAL close. Aja is cool and level headed and their mutual flirtations have not gone unnoticed. Plus she is always driving Jem around.




6. Ursula
Two words: Octopussy. With all those tentacles, she's sure to be a real lady pleaser. Overweight, a little on the crazy side, I mean how much dykier can she get? Plus, her overt attraction to Ariel and the fact that it was clearly NOT reciprocated, made her resort to typical crazy lesbian behavior out of desperation.




7. Velma (from Scooby Doo)
Velma always tries to sit next to Daphne in the Mystery Machine. She is always seen sportin' that butch haircut. Plus, she has these big broad shoulders and wears thick turtleneck-sweaters and knee socks. Her fashion sense is pretty much non-existent and she never once shagged Shaggy.




8. Peppermint Patty
Peppermint Patty is a shoe-in for a lesbian. She has a deep, gravelly voice and always wears pants, not dresses, like the other Peanuts gals. She also plays a mean game of football and likes to taunt Charlie Brown. She's most definitely sleeping with the rather androgynous Marcie.




9. The Powerpuff girls
These girls are bright and rainbowy. They are ALWAYS together and exhibit that classic lesbian attached-at-the-hip syndrome like no other. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a little menage trois action going on between the 3 of them. They have amazing superpowers but oddly enough, lack fingers which makes them all the more intriguing. Don't be fooled by their cuteness, these dykes can easily open up a can of whoopass if you mess with them.




10. Smurfette
One blue girl in a sea of blue men, yet not an ounce of sexual tension. That sounds like a big fat lesbian to me. Poor Smurfette had low self-esteem and thought she was ugly, but really she just needed to hit up a good dyke bar and take home a hottie.

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